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TERRY the GOLDEN GREEK - "How stupid can one be? Only when you're a Kiwi!"
Terry the Golden Greek, both ruthless and barbaric, shares his philosophical views. When approached by "The Fixation" Jimmy Foxx and the "A-Lister" of Rodeo Drive Charlie Roberts to manage them for "Halloween Howl 6", I liked it. When Charlie Roberts handed me an envelope full of notes, I liked it. When Jimmy Foxx placed his mirror in front of us and we idolized what we saw, I asked, 'how could we go wrong?' When Alex "Danger" Donahue appeared in the mirror, it became a recipe for success!
You filthy KPW fans are in for a treat with two of the finest young skilled stallions in the stable and an evil commentator by my side. Yes, they are Kiwis, but they have turned their backs against their stinking country. They disrespect the national anthem and wipe their backsides with the New Zealand flag. The hatred I have installed into their veins assures me these are Kiwis with brains. Bravo boys, bravo!
On October the 26th we have some filth to clean up. Kade Morgan, you are an arrogant punk with an attitude and ego that can only stem from the Morgan family. You're a worthless piece of scum, Kade, heading down a road of self destruction. In fact, I see you shortly living behind bars, like so many Kiwis now call home. To the CEO of KPW, Rip Morgan - the hatred I have for you is well documented. Read this clearly, Rip Morgan: on the night, I will trap you and deal to you severely. Never have I hated one as much as I do you. This now has gone beyond personal, in fact, it would be an absolute waste of my saliva even spitting on you!
Last but not least, the overrated icon, the "has been", the wash out, the prehistoric dinosaur, the one who hasn't bathed in years, the one with an IQ of 4.5, the one who has had his day but damn! Still wants more. Yes! I'm talking to you, Bushwhacker Luke. You are now having a "home coming" after 30-odd years, re-uniting with family to take on my fine two stallions. You will regret the day you sanctioned that challenge. Their youth, speed and brains will be colossal on the night and overpowering for the maggots that you and your extended family are. Do me a favour, Bushwhacker Luke: at "Halloween Howl 6" look into the Golden Greek's eyes, then - and only then - you will understand who I am and who my comrades are. Jimmy Foxx and Charlie Roberts know what they have to achieve. A victory, only with a victory will I be satisfied. Alex "Danger" Donahue knows the drill and he too knows that he has to deliver. My comrades, if it goes all wrong and you don't deliver I will retaliate BECAUSE AN EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, UNDERSTAND?
Bushwhacker Luke, I have booked the taxidermist. When you have no more movement at "Halloween Howl 6", you will be preserved and hopefully the Kiwi icon that you are will be displayed in a cabinet at the local museum. You have ordered a no time limit, no disqualification match... what a joke! How stupid can one be, only when you're a Kiwi!
TERRY THE GOLDEN GREEK
General Manager of KPW
Manager of Jimmy Foxx and Charlie Roberts for KPW "Halloween Howl 6"
Ally of Rodeo Drive's Alex "Danger" Donahue