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A Royal Proclamation

Greetings To All From The Kingdom Of Pretty

It's well known to my legion of fans and followers world wide, that I hold a very special place within Kiwi Pro Wrestling. KPW was established in 2006, and I, your Queen have sat here, at the top, since its inception.

So when the geniuses in management decided to host "Grudge Night" on November the 4th, I couldn't fathom who to choose first. Being pretty means I'm usually disliked by the common majority who can't see past their jealously and appreciate that I make their world a better looking place. Theses commoners include fellow founding members of KPW, who have never managed to acknowledge their Queen. Blair Rhodes. Charlie Roberts. H Lame. Long standing grudges which have each made for great entertainment over the years. But thankfully, KPW Management aren't tacky enough to stage a match between a man and a woman. And so, if it has to be a woman; there really is only one choice.

Jessie is the only other who was at KPW from the beginning.

So what do you say, Jess? Does Jonnie's second choice want to turn up and be humiliated one more time? I do hope so. After all it's about giving the people what they want, Number 2. And I'm sure you don't want to deny our loyal audience, who like us have been there from the beginning.

We've been though it all, Sliver Medal. So let's finish this.

See you Friday. Where you'll be the bridesmaid. Again.

This is Queen Hollie reminding you:

I don't need to be nice. I'm pretty.

Post Script
Who else is excited about seeing Nurse Payne take on Miss Sara Jay? I certainly am! A match between the twinkie and some Aussie shelia is bound to have us rolling in the aisles. And no matter who loses - I win!

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