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Is anyone else just getting bored?
Is anyone else just getting tired of hearing from the Kingdom of Pretty? I know I am, and I was one of the founding monarchs!
All I ever hear from that hell hole is Drag Queen Hollie shrieking about how she beat me that one time. With Jonnie's help. By cheating. Yawn.
In case you didn't realise, Hollie, New Zealand already has a queen. And though she's an eighty something old biddy with questionable taste in wedding attire, she's still about a billion times classier than your trashy crown could ever dream of. I'm pretty sure I have more class in my pinky, in my sneaker even. And your taste in men! Certainly took a downgrade with your choice of associates, my dear. Too bad Jonnie couldn't take being around you any more and retired. If I had to deal with you every day, I would have too.
Anyway... Sure. I'll be there. I'll jump through your tacky hoops. I'll pin you to the mat, get the three count, and maybe finally you'll back the hell off and I can move on to bigger and better things. I'm pretty tired of having to muck about in the mud with you over and over again.
Let's hope, for your sake, for mine, and for the fans, that you get the beat down you deserve and we can lay this thing to rest.
Jessie