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Lazarus rises again

I have been quiet as of late, not because I have nothing to say but rather because the achievement of becoming Tag Team Champion with the mighty H-Flame has given me much to focus on. Many believe that we are not worthy champions as we may not share the same physical properties, but we both bring many skills to our team, H's power and strength belies his technical prowess, my strengths lie in the ability to soar and the underestimation of Lazarus that my opponents often learn to regret.

Now to the business at hand, the title defense that we are undertaking at Grudge Night.

The royal enormousness that is the burger King Wilbur and his ultra tanned walking oil slick that is Jimmy Foxx have challenged us and we have accepted. Don't think that their braying like a pair of unruly donkeys had any sway on our decision, it did not. We chose to fight them as they bring their own set of challenges to the ring and unlike other past tag champions we will not set any hurdles for our challengers to cross. We are fighting champions and we set out to prove this so by bringing our fight to two men who will only walk out the with the gold they walk in with Wilbur his plastic gold crown and Jimmy his grotesque golden pants.

I have forgotten one other factor in our match, that second hand queen Hollie. Let's hope for Wilbur's sake that she doesn't spy a better prospect and move on to another poor sap as she did to Johnnie Juice.

I look forward to enjoying you company come Grudge Night.

Your Faithfully

Lazarus

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