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The 80s burnout
Snap pants. Perms. Leather Pants. Three things that all have one thing in common with my opponent on November 4th, they have no business being around these days. You see as an A Lister I enjoy a certain quality of life that you peasants just can't fathom. Hundred dollar meals, thousand dollar suits, cars that cost more than your houses and parties with people who could buy and sell any one of you.
Yet I've been challenged by Stix, a "man of the people", a regular goodtime guy, or as I like to call him the 80's burnout himself. Now my A List homeboy Danger Donahue tells me he is one of Lazarus Volts top students, I'm not sure that's anything to be proud of since it's still nothing on men like myself or Shane Whitehead. Stix I've been looking into you and I'll admit you have some impressive speed and agility and you seem to have those fans are behind you but let me ask you something; what good are they going to do against a finely tuned athlete like myself? I have the better body, the better brain and naturally the better trainers.
I almost feel bad for you Stix, you're stepping up to the big leagues on the 4th of November and unfortunately I have something to prove, namely that the era of A list has arrived in KPW. At Grudge Night, with Alex Donahue by my side I will make an example of you and send you back to the 80's with your tail between your legs. Just remember that Park Avenue doesn't lead to skid row, it leads to Rodeo Drive.