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Bling on the right side of the tracks

Stix you poor misguided fool what have you done? Everybody knows that a stereotypical city has 2 main areas, sides of the tracks if you will. The rich, high class side. And the disgusting, shabby poor side. I think that everybody knows which side you come from.

So with that in mind Stix let me ask you; WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO CHALLENGE MY CLIENT CHARLIE ROBERTS???

Let me explain something to you Stix, Charlie Roberts is the King of Bling, The Ayatollah of High Rollas and the reason why fans turn up to watch KPW wrestling! He is the reason KPW is the most elite wrestling company in New Zealand and the reason why Rip Morgan is able to call himself a CEO instead of selling vaccum cleaners door to door!

Lets compare shall we?

Charlie Roberts rides in fancy cars, wears the most expensive designer clothes, associates with Royalty, A-list celebrities and the most beautiful women in Hollywood! Charlie Roberts has been trained in the fighting arts by masters from all over the world, men who's names have now passed into the realms of legend.

You, Stix, on the other had listen to dirty heavy metal music. You wear ripped (and no doubt filthy) clothing. You were trained by a mime school dropout! A circus freak who has all the intelligence of a squashed cockroach and all the social graces of a toilet brush.

You've crossed over to our side of the tracks Stix. The world of Rodeo Drive. Where the mega rich play and garbage like you is flushed away down the sewers without a second glance.

Stix, at Grudge Night my main man C-Rob will make an example of you! You will be the message to the KPW locker room that you are either with us or against us and the entire country will recognise that if you aint Rodeo Drive... you aint A-list!

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