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Greetings to all from the Kingdom of Pretty

A Royal Proclamation

Pretty.....

Sigh.

It seems so long ago that my heart my broken by a ginger freak and his yapping sidekick. And now, I'm being paired with a man who has proclaimed himself King? Please. It's obvious why I hold the title Queen, I'm the fairest in the land. But what credentials does Wilbur Force have for giving himself such a title?

Well Wilbur, as distasteful as I find your title, I'll make you a deal. A long time thorn in my side, Nurse Payne, has decided to show her face in KPW once more. She along with that asylum bound freak, The Brute, have managed to talk management into another attempt at dethroning me.

If you and I are successful in dispensing with these too lower class lunatics at The Homecoming in Fonganui this Saturday, I will accept you as New Zealand Wrestling Royalty, and as such will make sure future efforts are made toward protecting the Monarchy.

However. Failure to protect the reigning and established (despite what that despicably disrespectful Blair Rhodes has to say) Royalty of KPW will result in your imminent demise.

So, Wang-anui. On Saturday it seems you're in for a treat. The Queen may have found a King...

...or a new underling.
This is QUEEN Hollie reminding you:
"I don't need to be nice. I'm pretty"

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